Part 2. You all got that late and shit! Shark accident? Fell off a transport truck. And you just like, *rolling sounds* on the road? It was parked. It was parked. Yeah. You got flimsy ass fucking legs. You got osteoporosis or some shit? What's your forty? I can swim with this. You can swim with it. Are you fast? This is waterproof. Absolutely. Shut
How long you been with uh, Robofoot? That's my dad! Dad!? Sorry. How did you become a Tesla robot? He probably can't stand up. Oh shit! Can I see? Hold up. Turn this... turn this... It actually walks by itself. Yo! What the fuck? Bro, how is it moving? Bro, if you ever get lonely, you could just remote Bluetooth that shit. Yo, you can kick your own
Where did you two meet? The old-fashioned way. The old-fashioned way. Where? Online dating. Online dating. Blacksingles.com? Yes. Where? Facebook. Facebook. In the marketplace? She was selling her pussy in the marketplace? Damn, she said get you something that's premium roast beef. Did y'all have mutual friends or anything? Yeah, you did. So, who d
And I work for a defense contractor. Damn! You work for a defense contractor? Wow, that is not who I thought you were gonna be. Can I get some pronouns going? Uhh she/her. Okay, got it. Are you a trans woman? I absolutely am. You're a trans woman. Now, are you the only trans woman working at the defense contractor? No?! There's just a defense contr
I love America. You don't like America? You don't like America? F*ck no! Why not? They're f*ckin doucheb@gs. Alright, well... Look at your hat. You literally have the douchebag hat on. But you legitimately don't like America because what? They're dumb. They're stupid? And what do you do for a living? What do you do? It doesn't matter! Yeah, it does
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